Did you know: Residents of Hawaii outlive residents of all other states. Louisianans are the most prone in the United States to die an early death. I'm thinking it may have something to do with alligators.... just saying.
"Breathless, my head ringing, I could only gape. I'm not going to say it was love at first sight. No, it was more like oh, hell-yes-please, I'll have that. With a helping of right-the-fuck-now on the side."